Oh, honey, let me tell you about this thing I just found out about. It’s called a fortune cookie online. You know those little cookies you get at the Chinese place down the road? The ones with the little paper inside that tells your fortune? Well, now you can get them online! Ain’t that somethin’?
I was sittin’ here, just fiddlin’ with this computer thing, and I stumbled on it. You just click a button, and bam! There’s your fortune, right there on the screen. They call it a “virtual” cookie, but it sure ain’t got no crunch to it.
I tried it a few times, just to see what it was all about. One of ’em said, “You will find happiness with a new love.” Well, shoot, I’ve been married to the same old mule for 50 years! I reckon he’s about as “new” as a rusty horseshoe. Crack open a fortune cookie, even if it is a digital one, is kinda fun, though.
Another one said, “Good things come to those who wait.” Well, I’ve been waitin’ for my ship to come in since I don’t know when. Maybe this online fortune cookie is finally tellin’ me it’s on its way! This digital fortune cookie online thing sure is a hoot. But they owe me a fortune if it is empty.
Now, I don’t rightly know how these things work. Back in my day, you had to go down to the restaurant, eat your chow mein, and then you got your cookie. And that little piece of paper inside, that was your fortune. It was simple. This online fortune cookie, well, it’s all a bit of a mystery to me, but it is fun.
And they got all kinds of fortunes, too. Some of ’em are just silly, like “You will eat a delicious meal soon.” Well, I sure hope so, ’cause I’m gettin’ hungry! But some of ’em are kinda nice, like “A smile is your passport into the hearts of others.” That’s a good one, right? This virtual fortune cookie is all over the place.
This fortune cookie online thing, it’s like a little game. You never know what you’re gonna get. It’s like openin’ a present, ‘cept there ain’t no real present. Just words on a screen. Words of wisdom? Maybe.
So, if you’re bored and lookin’ for somethin’ to do, you might wanna try this fortune cookie online. It’s a silly little thing, but it might just make you smile. And who knows, maybe it’ll even tell you somethin’ that’ll come true! You just gotta remember not to tell anyone your fortune and imagine it in a real cookie. If you believe hard enough, it might work.
Now, they say you can open as many of these online cookies as you want. That’s a whole lot of fortunes! With a real cookie, you get one cookie, one fortune. Here you can crack open a fortune cookie all day long. Maybe that’s good, maybe it’s not. I don’t know. But that is what I did today, it was fun.
Some folks use these fortunes for their lottery numbers. Can you believe that? They think these little online cookies are gonna make ’em rich! Well, I guess it’s possible. Stranger things have happened, right? I ain’t never won the lottery, but maybe I should start playin’ the numbers from these online fortune cookies. This fortune cookie online is like magic.
Back in my days, the cookie is made from flour and sugar, they make your day. Nowadays, it can be made online.
Here’s a list of things I learned about this whole fortune cookie online business:
- You can open as many as you want!
- It’s free!
- Some folks use the fortunes for lottery numbers.
- The fortunes can be silly or serious.
- It’s like a little game, just for fun.
- It is not a real cookie, it is online!
- Daily fortune cookie, don’t cost nothin’!
Well, I reckon that’s about all I got to say about this fortune cookie online. It’s a curious thing, that’s for sure. If you decide to try it, let me know what fortunes you get! Maybe we can compare and see if any of ’em come true. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go see if I can find a real cookie somewhere. All this talk about cookies has made me hungry! It is better than a real fortune cookie.
