This Capricorn, you see, it’s like, you know, the goat. Always climbin’, always goin’ up the hill. Yeah, that’s what they say. And this here, this horoscope thing, it’s like a map, I reckon. A map of the stars, tellin’ ya what’s what.
This astrology, it’s a whole mess of stuff. Stars and planets and all that. Hard to keep it all straight in your head, you know? But they say it all means somethin’. Like, if the moon is here, then you should do this. And if the stars are there, then you should do that. It’s like the weather, I guess. Can’t change it, but you can watch it and know what’s comin’. So the Capricorn astrology, it’s like a special weather report just for goats.
This cafe astrology thing, I don’t know what that’s all about. Maybe you sit in a cafe, drink your coffee, and read your stars. Maybe it’s better that way. Like, you need a little somethin’ sweet with all that star stuff. Don’t know. Just sounds fancy to me.
They say today, for a Capricorn, don’t be worryin’ yourself sick. Ain’t no use in that. Just makes things worse, I reckon. Like churnin’ butter too hard. Just makes a mess. Just need to calm down. Fear, they say, is pointless. Well, that’s easy to say, ain’t it? When you’re scared, you’re scared. But I guess they got a point. No use cryin’ over spilt milk, as they say.
- They say Capricorns are, you know, leaders.
- Like to be in charge, I guess.
- Like the head rooster in the henhouse.
- They also say they’re, what’s the word… real-is-tic.
- Yeah, down to earth.
- Like, they see things how they are.
- No foolin’ around.
They tell you all sorts of things about love too, I heard tell. Like, who you should be with and who you shouldn’t. Like plantin’ certain crops together. Some just don’t grow well next to each other. And some, they help each other out. It’s all connected, I reckon.
They say this month, for a Capricorn, it’s gonna be soft. Like a baby’s blanket. And romantic. Like two lovebirds on a fence post. And fun, like a new baby laughing. October was all about work, they say. Decisions and all that. Hard work is important. But it’s important to have fun too. You know, work hard, play hard. That is what I always say.
You can get these horoscopes, these star maps, sent right to ya. Every day. Like gettin’ a letter from a friend. Tellin’ ya what the day’s gonna be like. Seems like a lot of trouble to me, but some folks like it.
I remember one time, my old man, he was a Capricorn. Stubborn as a mule, that one. But he had a good heart. Worked his fingers to the bone. Maybe these star things, maybe they got somethin’ to ’em. He always did like to know what was comin’. Said it helped him plan things out. Like knowin’ when to plant and when to harvest.
This whole Capricorn horoscope thing, it’s like a big old stew. Lots of different things in there. You gotta pick out the parts you like, I reckon. And leave the rest.
- Some folks, they swear by it.
- Say it’s the best thing since sliced bread.
- Others, they just laugh.
- Say it’s a bunch of hooey.
- Me, I don’t know.
- Maybe there’s somethin’ to it.
- Maybe not.
- But it’s interestin’ to think about, ain’t it?
I heard that astrology cafe is popular. You know what? I don’t understand. Just drink coffee and read? But anyway, young people like it. They like the Capricorn astrology. They like to talk about it. They like to read about it. They like to share it with their friends. It’s like a new kind of gossip, I guess.
You know, this whole star thing, it makes you think. About your place in the world. Are you just a little speck? Or are you connected to somethin’ bigger? Like a quilt, maybe. Each little square is different, but they all make up the whole thing. Yeah, that’s it. We’re all part of the same big quilt. And these horoscopes. Capricorn horoscope. They’re like lookin’ at the pattern, tryin’ to figure it all out.
Well, I reckon that’s enough about stars for one day. My head’s startin’ to spin. Just remember what they said about worryin’. Ain’t no use in it. Just gotta take things as they come. Like the weather. Like the seasons. Just gotta keep on climbin’, like a goat. That’s what Capricorns do, ain’t it? Keep on climbin’. Keep on goin’.
