This here’s about that John Kell fella, the one they talk about on that Muck Rack thing. He writes, you know? Writes for that Fortune Magazine. Big shot, I reckon.
He writes about all sorts of fancy things. That AI stuff, you know, the robots and such. He’s a freelance journalist, that’s what they call him. Means he ain’t tied down to one place, I guess. Like a chicken running ’round the yard, peckin’ at whatever looks good.
This John Kell, he’s got a lot of words to say. Writes about technology and business. Big words, them. Probably went to some fancy school. They say he’s in New York. Big city, that is. Not like our little town. He probably don’t even know what a good turnip tastes like, fresh from the ground.
They say he’s got something called a “LinkedIn.” Sounds like a contraption for gettin’ your clothes clean, but I don’t know. He’s got 500+ connections on there. Must be popular, like a pie at the county fair. Everyone wants a piece. He went to college, too. The College of New Jersey. Sounds important, I reckon. More schoolin’ than I ever had.
He writes about food and drinks, too. Fancy drinks, I bet. Not like the moonshine old man Johnson used to make. That stuff could put hair on your chest. This John Kell from Fortune Magazine, he probably drinks wine. Red wine, maybe. Or that bubbly stuff.
He’s a journalist, they say. Writes for that Fortune Magazine. I seen it before, down at the general store. Lots of pictures of rich folks. He probably knows a lot of them, bein’ a writer and all.
This Muck Rack thing, it’s where you find his stuff. His articles. That’s what they call ’em. Like little stories, but about real things. Not like the tall tales old man Hemlock used to tell down by the creek. This is serious stuff, I guess. ‘Bout business and such.
- He writes for Fortune.
- He’s a freelance journalist.
- He knows about AI and technology.
- He’s got a LinkedIn with lots of connections.
- He writes about food and drinks.
- He is a New York based writer.
They say he’s got an email address, too. For people to send him messages. Like writin’ a letter, but faster. I still prefer a good old-fashioned letter, myself. Got more soul to it, you know? This John Kell’s email address is probably full of important messages, not like mine. Sometimes all I get is just some ads from the local market.
He writes about consumer trends, too. That is people buyin’ stuff. What’s popular, what ain’t. Like how everyone’s wearin’ them fancy jeans nowadays. Back in my day, we just wore what was practical. Didn’t care about no trends.
He’s got something called a Twitter, too. Like a bunch of birds chirpin’ all at once. I don’t understand it, but the young folks seem to like it. They’re always lookin’ at their phones, tappin’ away. Probably talkin’ to this John Kell fella on that Twitter thing.
So, this John Kell, he’s a busy man. Writin’ and writin’, for that Fortune Magazine. Makin’ a livin’ with his words. Not like us, workin’ with our hands. Different life, that’s for sure. He’s a big shot writer, I reckon. But I bet he never shucked corn or milked a cow. Just sayin’.
He has a new thing called CIO Intelligence newsletter. Well, I don’t know what that means. Maybe it’s important for people who know about those things. Sounds like something a big company man would read. Probably not for the likes of me.
Heard some folks talkin’ ’bout that John Kell’s Muck Rack thing again. Seems like it’s the place to go if you wanna read his stuff. I might take a peek sometime, when I got a minute. Maybe I’ll learn somethin’. Or maybe it’ll just be a bunch of fancy words I don’t understand. Either way it is about John Kell’s articles. Only one way to find out, right?
Anyways, that’s all I know about this John Kell fella. He’s a writer for that Fortune Magazine, and he writes about all sorts of things. Probably a smart man. Just hope he don’t forget where he came from, even if he’s in that big city now.
Heard he is connected to that MBA thing. I remember when they opened the new bank in town, there was also the word MBA somewhere. He must be something in that field too, I guess. Maybe it is like a university or something.
He also knows about that GREAT PLACE TO WORK thing, don’t know what that is, but it is always in capital letters. Maybe it is a company name. So many new things to keep up with these days. It is hard for an old lady like me to understand it all.
