Well, well, well, look what we have here, tracfone horoscopes, you say? My old eyes ain’t what they used to be, but I reckon I can talk about this tracfone and them horoscopes. Tracfone, that’s that phone thing, right? The one where you buy the minutes? Lord knows I got one, makes it easy to keep up with the grandkids. They’re always on the go, you know.
Now, these horoscopes, that’s like them fortune tellers at the county fair, ain’t it? Tellin’ you what’s gonna happen based on the stars and such. My stars! Back in my day, we didn’t have all these fancy phones to tell us our fortunes. We just lived our lives, day by day. We checked the weather, we checked the…well, nothin’ else. Just the weather. That’s the way it was.
But these young folks, they got their noses in them phones all the time. Lookin’ at their tracfone horoscopes, seein’ what the stars say. I guess it’s fun, ain’t no harm in it. If it makes ’em happy, then so be it. I remember readin’ them horoscopes in the newspaper sometimes. Wasn’t no tracfone horoscopes, just regular horoscopes. They’d say things like, “You gonna meet a tall, dark stranger.” Hah! Never did meet no tall, dark stranger.
This tracfone thing, though, it’s somethin’ else. You can get your horoscope right there on your phone. Ain’t that somethin’? Technology these days…it’s a hoot! I hear Verizon bought that tracfone thing. For a lot of money! Good for them, I guess. Now they are all part of Verizon. Whatever that means. It is all about money.
- Aries, that’s one of them, right? March somethin’ to April somethin’.
- Taurus, that’s another one. April somethin’ to May.
- Then there’s a bunch more. Gemini, Cancer, Leo…all them.
You pick your sign, whatever that is, and it tells you your fortune. Daily, weekly, monthly, even for the whole year! Can you imagine? Knowin’ what’s gonna happen all year long? I don’t know if I’d want that. Some things are best left as surprises, I reckon. But the tracfone can do it for you. This is a good phone, you can do a lot of things.
I reckon people like these tracfone horoscopes because it gives ’em somethin’ to look forward to. Somethin’ to hope for, maybe. Or maybe it just gives ’em a little chuckle. Life can be hard sometimes, you know? A little bit of fun, a little bit of fantasy, ain’t nothin’ wrong with that.
You may proceed to the next step, they say. The next step. Email. Always have to do something with email, huh? That’s what they always tell me. You may proceed to the next step. Oh well. This is life now.
These tracfone plans, they got all kinds. 30 days, a whole year, somethin’ for everyone, I suppose. If you’re lookin’ for a cheap phone, tracfone ain’t a bad way to go. And if you want your horoscope on your phone, well, they got that too. These horoscopes… they tell you to be bold, do new things. Shake things up. Well, I don’t know about all that. Sometimes it’s good to just be still, you know? Just be.
But if you wanna be bold, you be bold. Just don’t go steppin’ on nobody’s toes, that’s what I always say. Be kind, be respectful, and things will usually work out alright. You might raise eyebrows, but who cares? That’s what they said. I don’t care what others think. I just live my life.
I remember one time, back when I was a little girl, there was this old woman in town, she claimed she could read tea leaves. Folks would go to her, pay her a nickel, and she’d tell ’em their fortunes. I don’t know if she was any good or not, but people seemed to like it. Maybe these tracfone horoscopes are like that, a little bit of magic in your pocket.
I ain’t no expert on these things. I’m just an old lady who’s seen a thing or two. But I reckon if these tracfone horoscopes make you happy, then that’s all that matters. Just remember to keep your feet on the ground, even if your head’s in the stars. And don’t forget to call your grandma every now and then. She misses you. I will do the next step, whatever it is. Email.
