Well, well, well, look at you, wanna know about this Libra fortune today, huh? Let me tell ya, it’s all a bunch of hooey if you ask me. But folks keep askin’, so I guess I gotta say somethin’.
So, they say Libra, that’s one of them star signs, you know? Like, when you was born or somethin’. I don’t really get it, but people get all worked up ’bout it. Anyways, this Libra thing today, they say somethin’ ’bout money. Money! Now that’s somethin’ everybody understands. They say it’s a good time to look into investin’. Investin’ means you put your money somewhere and hope it grows, like a plant. But don’t go throwin’ your money around like chicken feed! They say make sure you know what you’re doin’ first. Makes sense, I guess. Gotta be careful with your hard-earned pennies, ain’t that right?
- Don’t spend money on things you don’t need.
- Save your money for rainy days.
And somethin’ ’bout love and such. They say you’re gonna be payin’ attention to your partner, whoever that is. Good, I guess. Happy wife, happy life, that’s what my old man always said. Though he didn’t always listen to his own advice, bless his heart.
Now, they also talk about lucky numbers. 8, 6, and 10. What’s so lucky about numbers? I don’t know. But they say they’re lucky for you Libra folks. And Sundays and Mondays are good days too. So, maybe go buy a lottery ticket on Sunday, who knows? Maybe you’ll get lucky.
They say somethin’ about November 19th too. That’s today, ain’t it? Well, I guess that’s when all this stuff is supposed to happen. They talk about “horoscopes” and “astrology.” Big words, but I don’t think they mean much. Just people tryin’ to make things sound fancy.
And you can get this stuff in your “inbox,” whatever that is. Sounds like a box you put letters in, but I bet it’s somethin’ fancy on them computers. They say you can learn about your work and your love life. Well, if you need a computer to tell you about that, you got bigger problems, let me tell ya.
So, that’s what they say ’bout Libra fortune today. Invest your money wisely, be nice to your partner, and pay attention to lucky numbers. Sounds simple enough, even if it’s all a bunch of baloney. But hey, if it makes you feel better, go right ahead. Just don’t come cryin’ to me if it don’t work out. I told ya so!
Tags: Libra, Horoscope, Fortune, Astrology, Daily, Money, Love, Lucky Numbers
