Alright, so you wanna know about this Manmohan Singh fella’s horoscope, eh? Let me tell ya, all this star stuff, it’s a bit of a puzzle, like tryin’ to figure out why the rooster crows when he does. But, let’s see what we can make of it.
So, this Manmohan Singh, he was born in 1932, way back when things were different. They say he was born in Jhelum, Pakistan. Now, Pakistan, that’s a whole other country now, but back then, it was all one big place, or so they say. Don’t know much ’bout Pakistan, but I hear it’s hot over there, just like it gets here in the summer.
They say he became this big shot Finance Minister in 1991. Finance Minister, sounds important, like he was countin’ all the money. And apparently, he did somethin’ with the “Licence Raj.” Never heard of such a thing, but they say he got rid of it. Must’ve been like gettin’ rid of weeds in the garden, somethin’ that was chokin’ the life out of things.
Now, this horoscope stuff, it’s like lookin’ at the clouds and seein’ shapes. They talk about Aquarius Ascendant and Moon in Libra. Ascendant? Libra? Sounds like fancy words to me. Like tryin’ to say potato in a different way. But I guess it means somethin’ to them horoscope folks.
- They mention Saturn bein’ in Taurus. Saturn, that’s a planet, right? Like the one we see up in the sky at night? And Taurus, ain’t that one of them bull things? Don’t know what they do together, but I guess it’s important.
- They also talk about somethin’ called Swathi Nakshatra. Nakshatra? Sounds like somethin’ you’d sneeze out. And Swathi? Never heard of it. But they say it’s a star constellation, like them dots you see in the sky.
And then there’s this Sasa yoga. Yoga? Isn’t that what them young folks do, twistin’ themselves like pretzels? But I guess it’s different when it comes to horoscopes. They say it happens when Saturn is in one of the angles, like 1st, 4th, 7th, or 10th houses. Houses? Like the ones we live in? I don’t know, it’s all a bit confusing.
They say you can find his horoscope online, on places like *. AstroSage? Sounds like somethin’ out of a fairy tale. But I guess that’s where you go if you wanna know about this star stuff. And they even talk about his 2024 horoscope. How they know what’s gonna happen next year, I’ll never understand. It’s like tryin’ to guess how many eggs the hen will lay next week.
So, there you have it, all this talk about Manmohan Singh’s horoscope. Don’t know if it makes much sense, all this talk about planets and stars and houses. But I guess some folks believe in it, just like some folks believe in ghosts. Me? I just believe in workin’ hard and trustin’ in the good Lord. That’s the only horoscope I need.
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