Alright, alright, lemme tell ya ’bout this Aquarius thing, whatchamacallit, horoscope, yeah, that’s it. Now, I ain’t no fancy astrologer or nothin’, but I heard some things from folks who know, and I’ll tell ya what I know, simple and plain.
So, this Aquarius, they say it’s like a water jug or somethin’, in the sky. And them stars up there, they got somethin’ to do with it, they say. Anyways, this Aquarius, it’s ruled by two big planets, Saturn and Rahu, whatever them names mean.
Them Aquarius folks, what are they like?
- Well, they say they’re smart, always thinkin’ of new things. Not stuck in the mud like some folks I know, always lookin’ ahead.
- And they’re good people too, they care about others, always wantin’ to help out. Not selfish like some I could mention, always tryin’ to make the world a better place, bless their hearts.
Now, some folks say if you’re an Aquarius, you might be the oldest in your family. And maybe not so rich, kinda poor, ya know? And they say you might be a bit on the wheatish side, not too dark, not too light, just in between. And you’ll be a lovin’ wife, they say, but maybe you won’t have no kids. And you got a mark on your waist, they say. Funny, ain’t it? And you’ll make money from the sea, maybe fishin’ or somethin’, who knows?
Now, if you’re lookin’ for lucky days, they say Monday and Thursday are good for Aquarius folks. So, if you gotta do somethin’ important, try doin’ it on them days, maybe it’ll work out better for ya.
What about today, you ask?
Well, they got these things called daily horoscopes. They tell ya what might happen each day, based on your sign. Like, what’s gonna happen in your love life, your work, and all that stuff. Some folks swear by it, some don’t. Me? I just take it with a grain of salt. But it’s fun to read sometimes, see what they say.
So, if you’re an Aquarius, you can find these daily horoscopes online or in the newspaper, if you still read those things. They’ll tell you if it’s a good day for love, or maybe a good day to be careful at work, or whatever. Sometimes they say things like “system reboot” or “communication planet Mercury is spinnin’ backwards”, whatever that means. Don’t make much sense to me, but maybe it does to them fancy folks.
They also got these weekly and monthly horoscopes too. Same kinda thing, just for a longer time. You can read ‘em and see what the stars got planned for you in the weeks and months ahead. Again, take it with a grain of salt, but it’s kinda fun, ain’t it?
Now, I seen somethin’ called “dina bhavishya”. Looks like some foreign language or somethin’. Maybe it’s the same thing as horoscope, just in a different tongue. These days, folks got all sorts of ways of sayin’ the same thing, makes an old lady’s head spin.
So, that’s about all I know about this Aquarius horoscope stuff. Like I said, I ain’t no expert, just tellin’ ya what I heard. If you wanna know more, you can go look it up online or talk to someone who knows more than me. But remember, it’s just stars and planets, don’t let it rule your life. You gotta make your own choices, stars or no stars. You hear?
And that’s the truth, plain and simple, just like I told ya.
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