Alright, let’s talk about this Leo Saturn thing, whatever it is. Sounds fancy, but I’ll tell ya, life ain’t fancy. It’s just… life, you know? Like, when them smart folks talk about “Saturn becomes weak” in certain places, I think, “Well, yeah, sometimes you just feel weak, ain’t nothin’ special about it.”
They say Saturn don’t like bein’ in Leo. Says it’s like a grumpy old man at a party, can’t enjoy the sunshine and fun. That makes sense, I guess. I know a few folks like that, always complainin’ when everyone else is havin’ a good time. If you got this Saturn in Leo thing, they say you might get scared speakin’ in front of people, or you’re too hard on yourself. Shoot, I get scared talkin’ to the bank teller sometimes, and I sure ain’t no Leo Saturn, whatever that is.
- Scared of public speaking? Yep, that’s me sometimes.
- Being too hard on myself? Well, someone’s gotta be, ain’t it?
- Grumpy old man at a party? Now, that sounds like my Uncle Joe!
They talk about “planetary war” with Mars and the Sun. Sounds like a big ol’ fight in the sky. But really, ain’t life just one big fight sometimes? You fight to get food on the table, fight to keep your kids outta trouble, fight to just keep goin’ when you’re tired. So, this Saturn gettin’ beat up by Mars and the Sun… sounds about right.
Now, they say if you were born between July 2005 and September 2007, you got this Saturn in Leo. And then again, 28 years before that, and 28 years before that. That’s a lot of folks, I reckon. Seems like a whole lotta people walkin’ around with this grumpy Saturn inside ’em. But hey, we all got somethin’, ain’t we? Some folks got bad knees, some got bad luck, some got a grumpy Saturn.
They use big words, like “detriment” and “afflicted.” I ain’t got time for big words. Detriment just means it’s not happy, right? Like a hen in a fox den. And afflicted… well, that just sounds like plain ol’ bad luck again. They talk about “personal growth” and “spiritual development.” Sounds nice, but I tell ya, growin’ up on a farm, the only growth I cared about was whether the corn was high enough by July. And spirit? Well, that’s what keeps you goin’ when you wanna give up, ain’t it?
This Saturn in Leo, it makes you worry about what other folks think, they say. You want to be seen, but you’re scared to be seen. You want to shine, but you’re afraid you ain’t good enough. Sounds like everyone I know, to be honest. Who don’t want to be seen, who don’t want to shine? But life ain’t about shinin’ all the time. Sometimes, it’s about just gettin’ through the day, you know?
They say you gotta find the right amount of self-esteem. Not too much, not too little. Just enough to keep you from walkin’ around like a scared rabbit, but not so much that you think you’re better than everyone else. That sounds about right, I guess. Like Goldilocks and the porridge – not too hot, not too cold, just right. Same with this self-esteem thing.
So, this Leo Saturn… it ain’t nothin’ special, really. It’s just life. It’s about learnin’ to be yourself, even when you’re scared. It’s about findin’ your own sunshine, even when the sky is cloudy. And it’s about keepin’ on keepin’ on, even when that grumpy old Saturn inside you is tellin’ you to quit.
And you know what? That’s what we all doin’, ain’t it? Leo Saturn or no Leo Saturn, we all just tryin’ to get by, tryin’ to be a little bit better each day, tryin’ to find a little bit of happiness in this crazy world. So, don’t go worryin’ too much about the stars and the planets. Just worry about bein’ a good person, and the rest will work itself out, I reckon.
And that’s all I gotta say about that. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed the chickens.
Tags: [Saturn, Leo, Astrology, Horoscope, Personal Growth, Self-Esteem, Challenges, Planets, Zodiac]
