Well, howdy there! Let’s yak about this Hello Kitty Capricorn thing, ya know, that goat-lookin’ critter from the stars. I ain’t no fancy astrologer or nothin’, but I reckon I can tell ya a thing or two about it, the way I see it.
First off, Hello Kitty. Everyone knows that little cat, ain’t they? Cute as a button, always smilin’. Now they got her dressed up like a Capricorn, that goat sign. I seen some shirts and hoodies with her on it, even some plush toys. They say she’s “ambitious, reliable, and hardworking.” Sounds like a good farmhand, if you ask me!
This Capricorn Hello Kitty, she’s part of a whole bunch of ’em, a whole “zodiac” thing, they call it. Each critter is different, ya know, like one’s a crab, one’s a fish, and this one’s a goat. And they say each one means somethin’ different, kinda like how some folks are born in the spring and some in the fall, and they all got different personalities.
- They got these Hello Kitty Zodiac Capricorn T-Shirts. Good for wearin’ when you’re out feedin’ the chickens, I guess.
- Then there’s the Hello Kitty Zodiac Capricorn Pullover Hoodie. Keeps you warm in the winter, I reckon.
- And don’t forget the Hello Kitty Zodiac Capricorn Long Sleeve T-Shirt. For when it’s kinda chilly but not too cold.
- And them Kidrobot Hello Kitty Zodiac Plush things. Little stuffed animals, kids love ’em.
Now, they say Capricorns are “disciplined” and “hard workers.” Reminds me of old Bessie, my milk cow. Always up early, ready to be milked. Never complained, neither. And they say Capricorns are “responsible” too. Well, I guess that’s important, gotta be responsible when you’re takin’ care of a farm, or a family, or even just a little cat like Hello Kitty.
I seen somewhere that they even got a penguin named Tuxedo Sam who’s supposed to be a Capricorn. A penguin! That’s a hoot! I never seen a penguin in my life, only in pictures. But they say he’s a “disciplined, hard worker” too, just like Hello Kitty Capricorn. And he likes hamburgers, which is kinda funny for a bird, ain’t it?
They also talk about how Capricorns are “baddies” ’cause they’re “bosses.” Well, I don’t know about that “baddie” stuff, sounds like somethin’ the youngsters say. But bein’ a boss, that just means you gotta take charge, get things done. Like plantin’ the crops in the spring and harvestin’ ’em in the fall. Gotta be a boss to make sure that all happens right.
And if you’re a Capricorn, they say you need a calm pet, like one of them fancy Pekingese dogs. I ain’t never had no fancy dog, just a good ol’ farm dog to keep the varmints away. But I guess if you’re a Capricorn, you’re calm enough to handle one of them fluffy little things.
So, that’s the way I see it, this Hello Kitty Capricorn thing is all about bein’ hardworking, responsible, and takin’ charge. And maybe wearin’ a cute t-shirt while you’re doin’ it. It ain’t rocket science, but it’s somethin’ to think about when you’re lookin’ at the stars, or milkin’ the cows, or just sittin’ on the porch with a glass of sweet tea.
Anyways, that’s enough yappin’ for one day. Hope I made some sense of this Hello Kitty Capricorn business. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on them chickens.
Tags: Hello Kitty, Capricorn, Zodiac, Kidrobot, Tuxedo Sam, Plush, T-Shirt, Hoodie, Astrology, Responsible, Hardworking
