Alright, alright, let’s talk about this fishy birthstone thing, ya know, for them Pisces folks. I ain’t no fancy expert, but I heard some things from my neighbor’s cousin, who, you know, reads a lot of them magazines.
So, they say Pisces, that’s the fish sign, right? They got two birthstones, dependin’ on when they pop out. If you born in February, they say you get that purple-y Amethyst stone. It’s pretty, I guess, like them grapes down at the market. They say it’s supposed to bring you peace and calm, which, lord knows, some folks need more than others.
But if you born later, in March, then you get that Aquamarine stone. It’s blue, like the water, makes sense for a fish, right? This one, they say it’s all about hope and makin’ things. I ain’t too sure about all that, but it sounds nice enough.
I heard tell these stones, they ain’t just pretty things to wear. They got some kinda…what do you call it…history? Yeah, history! Like, people way back when, they thought these stones had some kinda power or somethin’. Made ’em feel better, maybe. Heck, if a shiny rock can make you feel better, more power to ya, I say.
- Amethyst for February Pisces: That’s the purple one. Supposed to make you calm, like a still pond.
- Aquamarine for March Pisces: This one’s blue, like the sea. They say it’s for hopin’ and creatin’.
Now, don’t go thinkin’ these are the only stones out there, mind you. I seen some folks wearin’ all sorts of rocks, and they seem just fine. But if you wanna stick with what they say is for Pisces, then you got them two choices. Amethyst and Aquamarine.
I was talkin’ to the gal at the store the other day, she was sayin’ some stones cost a whole lot more than others. She mentioned somethin’ called topaz and tourmaline, said they were cheaper. I ain’t got no time for fancy rocks myself, too busy tryin’ to keep the chickens outta the garden, but it’s good to know if you’re lookin’ to save a penny or two.
And where do these stones come from anyway? Well, that gal at the store, she said they come from the ground, dig ‘em up outta the earth. Imagine that, diggin’ up pretty rocks! Seems like a lot of work for somethin’ that just sits there and sparkles.
So, there you have it. Pisces folks, you got your two stones. Amethyst and Aquamarine. One’s purple, one’s blue. Take your pick, or don’t, it ain’t gonna change the price of eggs, you know. But if it makes you feel good, wear ’em proud. And if anyone asks, just tell ’em old… well, just tell ’em someone told ya.
And hey, don’t get too caught up in all this stone business. The real important thing is bein’ a good person, treatin’ others right. That’s worth more than any shiny rock, let me tell you.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go chase them darn chickens again. Always gettin’ into somethin’ they shouldn’t. Just like some people I know, always fussin’ over things that don’t matter a lick.
So, remember, February Pisces, Amethyst. March Pisces, Aquamarine. And that’s all she wrote, folks.
Birthstones, they’re just a little somethin’ extra, a little bit of fun. Don’t take it too serious, ya hear?
Anyways, I’m done talkin’ about rocks. My throat’s drier than a popcorn fart. Gotta go get me some water.
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