Alright, let’s talk about this hair-cutting thing and the moon, you know, like they say. Some folks, they swear by it. Me? I ain’t so sure, but I’ll tell you what I heard.
Cancer Moon Haircut? Sounds fancy, don’t it? Well, it just means cuttin’ your hair when the moon’s in somethin’ called Cancer. Now, I ain’t talkin’ about that sickness, mind you. It’s one of them star signs, like the ones they print in the newspaper sometimes. They say Cancer is a water sign, and water, well, it makes things grow, right? So, the idea is, cuttin’ your hair when the moon’s in Cancer makes it grow faster and thicker, like them weeds in the garden after a good rain.
But it ain’t just Cancer, see? There’s other times too. They say cuttin’ hair during a full moon makes it strong and healthy. Like, the moon’s pullin’ on everything, even your hair, makin’ it all strong and such. And if you want your hair to grow real fast, they say you gotta cut it when the moon’s gettin’ bigger, what they call a waxing moon. That’s between the new moon and the full moon. Makes sense, I guess, things growin’ bigger when the moon’s growin’ bigger.
- Full Moon: Strong and healthy hair.
- Waxing Moon (New Moon to Full Moon): Faster hair growth.
- Waning Moon (Full Moon to New Moon): Slower hair growth, maybe if you wanna keep your haircut for longer.
- Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces: Water signs, good for fast growth and thickness.
Now, if you wanna slow down your hair growth, maybe you got a nice haircut and don’t wanna go back to the barber too soon, then you gotta cut it when the moon’s gettin’ smaller, a waning moon. That’s after the full moon, when it’s startin’ to shrink.
Some folks, they even talk about other signs, like Scorpio and Pisces. They’re water signs too, just like Cancer. So, they say them times are good for cuttin’ hair too. And then there’s them earth signs, like Taurus, but they say that’s more for strong hair, not so much for fast growth. It’s all a bit confusing, if you ask me. Too much thinkin’ for an old woman like me.
I remember my grandma, she used to say somethin’ about cuttin’ hair on certain days of the month. She didn’t talk about no Cancer or Scorpio, though. She just looked at the moon and knew. Said somethin’ about July bein’ a good time, somethin’ about cuttin’ it late in the month, like the 26th to the 30th for strong hair, or earlier in the month, like the 11th to the 15th, if you wanted it to grow real fast. Lord, I can’t remember it all now.
But honestly, I don’t know if any of this moon stuff really works. I mean, hair grows how it grows, right? If you eat good and you’re healthy, your hair will be healthy too. That’s what my mama always said. But then again, there’s somethin’ to be said for old ways, you know? People been lookin’ at the moon for ages, plantin’ their crops by it, fishin’ by it, maybe even cuttin’ their hair by it. Who am I to say they’re wrong?
So, if you wanna try this Cancer moon haircut thing, or any of this moon business, go ahead. It ain’t gonna hurt nothin’. Maybe you’ll get that long, thick hair you always wanted. Or maybe not. But hey, it’s somethin’ to think about, somethin’ to talk about. And who knows, maybe there’s somethin’ to it after all. Me? I just cut my hair when it gets too long and bothers me. That’s my moon cycle, I guess. When it gets in my eyes, it’s time for a cuttin’. Plain and simple.
Anyway, that’s the gist of it. You wanna try it, you go right ahead. Just remember, don’t go blamin’ me if your hair don’t grow like you want it to. I’m just tellin’ you what I heard. Now, where’d I put my tea…?
Tags: [Haircut, Moon Cycle, Hair Growth, Cancer, Full Moon, Waxing Moon, Waning Moon, Hair Care, Lunar Phases, Timing Haircuts, Strong Hair, Thick Hair, Water Signs, Earth Signs]
