Alright, let’s talk about this Saturn thingy in, uh, what’s it called? A-quar-i-us. Yeah, that’s the one. Don’t know much about stars and all that fancy stuff, but I heard some things, you know, from the neighbors and such.
So, they say if you got this Saturn in Aquarius, you’re good at making your dreams come true. Dreams, ha! Like that time I dreamt I won the lottery… Anyway, they say Saturn’s all about rules and being sensible, like making sure you don’t spend all your money on candy. And Aquarius, well, that one’s got big ideas, wants to help everyone, change the world and all that.
When Saturn’s movin’ forward in this Aquarius place, it’s like it’s tellin’ you to mix the old ways with the new. Like, you know, using grandma’s recipe but puttin’ it in a fancy new oven. It’s about gettin’ things done, things you been thinkin’ about for a long time. You were plannin’ on fixin’ that leaky faucet? Well, now’s the time to do it, I guess.
- Saturn in Aquarius, that’s what they call it. Sounds fancy, doesn’t it?
- They say it’s in the 11th house or somethin’. Don’t ask me what that means. Houses are for livin’ in, not stars.
- But this Saturn fella, he can bring you some good times, they say. But not always, mind you. Life ain’t always sunshine and rainbows.
Sometimes, things get tough. You might have to work hard for what you want. Especially when it comes to money. They say if this Saturn ain’t sittin’ right, you might have money troubles, maybe even owe people some cash. So be careful, don’t go buyin’ that fancy new tractor just yet.

Now, this Saturn in Aquarius, it also makes you think about the folks you care about. You know, your family, your friends. Makes you want to stay close to them. It’s like when you haven’t seen your grandkids in a while, and you just gotta give them a call, see how they’re doin’. It’s important, you know, to keep in touch.
These days, everyone’s on them computery things, what do they call ’em… social meedias? Yeah, that’s it. Guess that’s one way to stay connected, even if I don’t understand it much. My grandson showed me pictures of his cat on it the other day. Cute little fella.
So, what does it all mean, this Saturn in Aquarius thing? Well, seems like it’s about figuring out how to get what you want in life, but also being smart about it. It’s about workin’ hard, but also rememberin’ who’s important to you. It’s about mixin’ the old with the new, like puttin’ a fancy new engine in an old truck. Keeps it runnin’ good, you know?
It’s not all easy, though. They say there’ll be challenges. Life throws you curveballs, like that time the cow got loose and ate all my prize-winning tomatoes. But you gotta keep goin’, keep tryin’. That’s what this Saturn thing is about, I reckon.
They say it’s about success, too. Findin’ your own way to be happy and do good. But everyone’s different, ain’t they? What makes one person happy might not work for another. You gotta find your own path, like findin’ the best berries in the woods. Takes time, but it’s worth it.

So, that’s my take on this Saturn in Aquarius. Don’t know if I got it all right, but that’s what I heard. Just remember to be sensible, work hard, and keep your loved ones close. And maybe, just maybe, those dreams of yours will come true. Just don’t go bettin’ the farm on it, though. You hear me?
And don’t forget, even if things get tough, you ain’t alone. We all got our troubles, our ups and downs. Just keep puttin’ one foot in front of the other, and you’ll get there eventually. Like plantin’ seeds in the spring, you gotta wait a while, but somethin’ good will come of it, you just wait and see.
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