Pluto is in Capricorn: What’s the Big Fuss?

Alright, so I heard some folks talkin’ about somethin’ called Pluto in Capricorn. Sounds fancy, huh? Like somethin’ outta a big city book. But lemme tell ya, it ain’t as complicated as them city folks make it out to be. It’s all about changin’ things, like when you gotta clean out the hen house after winter, real messy-like.

So, this Pluto thing, they say it’s a planet. Now, I ain’t seen it myself, but folks who stare at the sky at night, they say it’s way out there. And it moves real slow, like molasses in January. Takes a long, long time to go through one of them star signs, they call ‘em zodiacs. More than ten years, some say even twenty or thirty. That’s a long time to be movin’, ain’t it?

What Happens When Pluto is in Capricorn?

Now, when this Pluto fella goes into Capricorn, that’s when things get interestin’. Capricorn, they tell me, is about work and big important stuff, like buildin’ things and gettin’ things done. So when Pluto’s in there, it’s like a big ol’ plow turnin’ over the whole field. Things gotta change.

Think of it like this: you got a cornfield, right? Been growin’ corn there for years, maybe too many years. The dirt’s tired, the corn ain’t growin’ so good. Pluto in Capricorn is like sayin’, “Alright, time to shake things up! Maybe we plant somethin’ different, maybe we try a new way of farmin’.” It’s about changin’ how we do things, especially when it comes to work and the big important stuff in life.

• Big Changes: Pluto shakes things up. Jobs might change, bosses might change, whole companies might change. It’s like a storm comin’ through, gotta hold on tight!
• Out with the Old: If somethin’ ain’t workin’, Pluto’s gonna help it go away. Like gettin’ rid of them old rusty tools that just ain’t cuttin’ it no more.
• In with the New: But it ain’t all bad, see? Pluto also helps new things grow. New ways of doin’ things, new ideas, new jobs. Like plantin’ new seeds after you cleared the field.

Who’s Got Pluto in Capricorn?

Now, they tell me that the young’uns, the ones they call Generation Z and Generation Alpha, them’s the ones with Pluto in Capricorn. Born after, what, 1997 or somethin’ like that. Means they gonna be the ones doin’ all this changin’, shakin’ things up, makin’ the world different.

I see it in my grandkids, you know? Always fiddlin’ with them phones, talkin’ about newfangled jobs I ain’t never heard of. They think different, work different. That’s Pluto in Capricorn, I reckon.

This Pluto went into Capricorn back around 2008, they say. And it’s been there ever since, messin’ with things, changin’ things. And it’s gonna be there for a bit longer, till about 2024 or so. So, we ain’t done with the changin’ just yet.

Pluto’s Retrograde: A Second Chance?

And then there’s this thing they call a retrograde. Sounds complicated, but it ain’t. It’s like when Pluto takes a step back, takes a second look at things. Like when you forget somethin’ at the market, gotta turn around and go back.

This retrograde, it gives us a chance to fix things, finish things we started. Like maybe you started cleanin’ out the attic but got distracted. Retrograde’s like sayin’, “Hey, remember that attic? Go finish cleanin’ it!” It’s a chance to make sure we’re really ready for the changes Pluto’s bringin’.

So, What Does it All Mean?

Well, look, I ain’t no fancy astrologer or nothin’. But from what I gather, this Pluto in Capricorn thing is all about transformation, like they say. It’s about changin’ the way we work, the way we build things, the way we live. It might be messy, it might be hard, but in the end, it’s gonna make things better. Like plantin’ new seeds and gettin’ a good harvest.

It’s about growin’ and changin’, just like a plant reachin’ for the sun. And that ain’t such a bad thing, is it? Even an old woman like me can see that change ain’t always bad. Sometimes, it’s just what we need.

So next time you hear them city folks talkin’ about Pluto in Capricorn, don’t you go gettin’ all flustered. Just remember what I told ya: it’s about changin’ things, growin’ things, and makin’ things better. Simple as that.