Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this here… Neptune in Aquarius, or whatever them city folks call it. Don’t know much about fancy words, but I reckon I can tell ya what it means in plain speakin’.
Now, Neptune, that’s a planet, see? And Aquarius, that’s one of them star signs. Kinda like how you got your rooster and your hen, they’re different but they go together sometimes. This Neptune fella, he takes his sweet time movin’ around. Heard tell it takes him somethin’ like 14 years to go through one of them signs! Can you believe that? Takes longer than it does for my old mule to plow a whole field, and that’s sayin’ somethin’.
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- Good for Some, Not So Good for Others: The Two Sides
They say Neptune was in this Pisces place since way back when, somethin’ like 1862! That’s before my grandma was even born, I reckon. Then, around 2012, he moseyed on into Pisces, and he’ll be stayin’ there till 2026. After that, it’s Aquarius’ turn. It’s a big deal, these folks say. Big changes comin’, they say. Like a storm brewin’, but not the kind with rain and thunder. More like a storm in people’s heads and hearts.
So, what happens when Neptune gets himself into Aquarius? Well, it’s like this…Aquarius is all about thinkin’ new things, makin’ things better, and everyone gettin’ a fair shake. It’s about folks comin’ together, workin’ together, and sharin’ what they got. Neptune, he’s the dreamer. He makes things blurry, like lookin’ through a foggy window. He makes you feel things real deep, and he makes you imagine things that ain’t even there yet.
When you put them two together, the thinkin’ sign and the dreamin’ planet, you get a whole heap of stuff. Some good, some bad. It’s like mixin’ up a batch of moonshine. You put in your corn, your sugar, your yeast, but you don’t always know how it’s gonna turn out. Sometimes it’s strong and smooth, sometimes it’s weak and sour.
On the one hand, this Neptune in Aquarius thing could bring about some real good changes. Folks might start thinkin’ more about others, less about themselves. They might come up with new ways of doin’ things, ways that make life easier and fairer for everyone. They might start seein’ the world in a different light, a brighter light, a more hopeful light. Imagine a world where everyone’s got enough to eat, a roof over their head, and someone to care about ’em. That’s the kind of dream Neptune in Aquarius could bring.
But on the other hand, this dreamin’ and thinkin’ can go too far. Folks might get lost in their own heads, forgettin’ about the real world. They might get so caught up in their fancy ideas that they lose sight of what’s important. They might start believin’ in things that ain’t true, things that are downright dangerous. It’s like when you drink too much moonshine, you start seein’ things that ain’t there, and you start doin’ things you wouldn’t normally do.
And then there’s this thing about power. Aquarius wants everyone to be equal, but Neptune can mess with that. He can make things confusing, so you don’t know who’s really in charge. He can make you trust people you shouldn’t trust, and he can make you doubt people you should trust. It’s like a fox sneakin’ into the henhouse, you don’t even see him till he’s already got a chicken in his mouth.
So, what’s a body to do when Neptune’s in Aquarius? Well, I reckon you gotta keep your wits about ya. You gotta be open to new ideas, but you gotta be careful not to get carried away. You gotta trust your gut, and you gotta stick to what you know is right. And most importantly, you gotta remember that even though things might seem crazy and confusing, there’s always hope. There’s always a chance for things to get better. Just like a seed planted in the ground, it might take a while, but eventually, it’ll grow into somethin’ beautiful.
It ain’t all sunshine and roses, mind you. There’s gonna be confusion, there’s gonna be arguments, and there’s gonna be times when you just want to throw your hands up and say, “I’ve had enough!” But that’s just life, ain’t it? You gotta take the good with the bad, the sweet with the sour, and keep on movin’ forward.
So, when this Neptune fella finally makes his way into Aquarius, don’t be scared. Just be prepared. Be ready for change, be ready for new ideas, and be ready for a whole new way of lookin’ at the world. It might not be easy, but it sure will be interestin’. And who knows, maybe, just maybe, it’ll be the start of somethin’ real special. Maybe it’ll be the start of a better world, for all of us. That’s what I’m hopin’ for, anyhow.
