Well, let me tell ya, this whole stars and signs thing, it’s kinda like lookin’ at the weather before plantin’ crops. Some folks say it don’t matter, but I say, it don’t hurt none to pay a little attention. So, they talkin’ ’bout this “Sun in Pisces Risin’ in Taurus” thing, and apparently, it’s a big deal for them fancy city folks, the “vlebs” they call ’em.
Now, I ain’t no scholar, but from what I gather, it’s like this: you got your main sign, that’s your Sun sign, like bein’ born in the spring when everything’s sproutin’. That’s your Pisces, the fishy one. They say these Pisces folks are dreamers, always swimmin’ in their own little world, kinda like my old cat dreamin’ of catchin’ mice all day long. Pisces sun, they call it, like the sun warmin’ up a fish pond.
- Pisces sun, they’re dreamers.
- Taurus risin’, they like the good life.
- Mix ’em together, and you got somethin’ special.
Then you got this “risin’ sign,” Taurus. That’s like the ground you’re standin’ on, the way you look at the world. Taurus folks, they like things steady, like a good ol’ bull standin’ firm in the pasture. They like their comforts, good food, nice clothes, you know, the finer things in life. Taurus rising means they present themselves real nice and steady, like a well-built barn.
So, if you got your Sun in Pisces and your Risin’ in Taurus, that means you’re a dreamer who also likes the good life. You might be daydreamin’ ’bout fancy things, like them city folks with their shiny cars and big houses. You want the best of both worlds, I guess. You want to daydream but you also want a comfy chair to daydream in. This combination, they say, makes for some interesting folks.
Now, they got all these lists of famous folks, “vlebs,” they call ’em, who got this Sun in Pisces and Risin’ in Taurus thing goin’ on. I don’t know half these people, mind you, but they say folks like Miley Cyrus and Robert Pattinson are like this. Famous people, they are. They sing and act and such. Makes you wonder if them stars really do somethin’ to ya.
From what I hear, Taurus risin’ folks, they all about lookin’ good. They dress nice, smell good, always puttin’ on a show. It’s like they always ready for Sunday church, even if it’s just a Tuesday. They like things that are pretty and well-made, like a good quilt or a sturdy fence. And they like partners who appreciate the same things. They want someone who likes a good meal, a comfy home, and maybe a little bit of luxury now and then.
And if you’re a Pisces sun Taurus rising, you got that extra somethin’, that dreamy touch. You ain’t just practical, you got a heart full of ideas and a head full of daydreams. You’re lookin’ for your soulmate, someone who’s gonna be loyal and true, like a good farm dog. They say Virgos, Capricorns, and other Pisces make good matches for ya.
They say you can even tell a Taurus risin’ person by lookin’ at ’em. They got these full faces, sometimes with little bumps on their forehead, like little bull horns, they say. I ain’t sure about all that, but it’s somethin’ they talk about. It’s like knowin’ a good melon just by thumpin’ it.
So, if you’re one of them sun in pisces rising taurus folks, or you know someone who is, it seems like you’re in for a pretty good life. You got the best of both worlds: the dreams of a Pisces and the down-to-earth nature of a Taurus. Just remember to keep your feet on the ground while you’re reachin’ for the stars. Like plantin’ seeds, you gotta have both the dream of a good harvest and the hard work to make it happen.
And them famous folks, the vlebs? Well, they just like the rest of us, I reckon. They got their stars and signs, their dreams and desires. They just got a little more money and a lot more cameras followin’ ’em around. But in the end, we’re all just lookin’ for a little bit of happiness, a good life, and maybe a little bit of love along the way. Whether you’re lookin’ at the stars or lookin’ at the ground, it’s all about findin’ your place in the world and makin’ the most of it.
Now, I gotta go feed the chickens. All this talk about stars got me thinkin’ about the cycle of life, and that reminds me, those hens ain’t gonna feed themselves!
