Listen up, y’all, let me tell ya ’bout this Fortune China thing. It’s like a big list, ya know? Like them lists they used to have at the market, tellin’ ya who sold the most eggs and chickens.
Well, this here list, it ain’t ’bout chickens. It’s ’bout them big companies, the ones makin’ all the money. And wouldn’t ya know it, China’s got a whole heap of ’em on that list. More’n anyone else, they say. Beat out them Americans and Japanese folks somethin’ fierce.
Now, how they figure out who’s on top? It’s all ’bout the money, honey. How much they sell in a year. They add it all up, and the one with the most, well, they’re sittin’ pretty at the top. That’s how they do it for this Fortune Global 500 too, I hear.
For four years now, China’s been king of the hill. Got more companies on that list than anyone else. I tell ya, them Chinese folks, they know how to hustle. They buildin’ things, sellin’ things, makin’ all sorts of stuff. And they gettin’ rich doin’ it.
- First off, they got lots of companies, more than them other countries. That’s what the paper said, anyways.
- Second, they makin’ a whole heap of money. More money, higher you go on the list. Simple as that.
- Third, they been doin’ this for a long time now, I reckon. Thirty years they been keepin’ track of this stuff.
Them fancy folks in the city, they call it “disruptive business models” and “tactics.” Sounds like a whole lotta hogwash to me. What it means is, them Chinese companies, they figured out new ways to do things. New ways to make money, new ways to sell stuff. And it’s workin’, I tell ya, it’s workin’.
Some big shot CEO, he said somethin’ ’bout China bein’ a big part of his investment plans. Means he’s puttin’ his money there, ’cause he thinks he can make even more. That’s what they all doin’, I reckon. Followin’ the money.
And it ain’t just ’bout the money neither. They talkin’ ’bout “ESG” now. Stands for somethin’ or other, somethin’ ’bout bein’ good to the world and such. Even got companies in Shenzhen on some list ’bout that. Shenzhen, that’s a big city in China, I hear.
Them smart folks who wrote some book, they say them Chinese companies, they did things different. Maybe they didn’t have all the rules and regulations like them other countries. Maybe they just figured it out as they went along. But whatever they did, it worked. They made it to the top.
Now, some folks might say this is all complicated and fancy. But it ain’t, not really. It’s just ’bout makin’ money, see? And them Chinese companies, they good at makin’ money. They buildin’ things, they sellin’ things, and they gettin’ richer and richer.
Fortune China, it just shows ya who’s on top. Who’s the biggest, who’s the richest, who’s makin’ the most noise. And right now, that’s China. They got the most companies on that list, and they ain’t showin’ no signs of slowin’ down. They just keep on buildin’, keep on sellin’, keep on makin’ that money. And that’s what it’s all about, ain’t it? Money.
So next time you hear ’bout Fortune China, you remember what I told ya. It’s ’bout them big companies, makin’ all that money. And China, well, they sittin’ pretty at the top. They the big dogs now, y’all. They the ones makin’ the rules.
And this here list, it just proves it. Year after year, them Chinese companies keep climbin’ up, keep gettin’ bigger, keep makin’ more money. It’s somethin’ to see, I tell ya. Somethin’ to see.
So there ya have it. That’s the whole story ’bout Fortune China, as best as I can tell it. It ain’t rocket science, y’all. It’s just ’bout money and who’s got the most of it. And right now, that’s China. Plain and simple.
