Alright, let’s talk about this Aries Rising thing, whatever they call it, “clebs astrotheme.” Don’t ask me what that means, sounds fancy. I just know what I see, ya know?
So, these Aries Rising folks, they’re somethin’ else. They got that fire in their belly, always gotta be doin’ somethin’. Like my ol’ rooster, always struttin’ around, gotta be the first one to crow. That’s them, gotta be first, gotta be the boss. They say it’s ’cause of some planet Mars or somethin’. Sounds like a load of hooey to me, but hey, maybe there’s somethin’ to it.
- They’re pushy, real pushy. Always gotta have their way.
- But they get things done, gotta give ’em that.
- And they ain’t afraid of nothin’, not even the grumpy ol’ bull down the road.
Now, they say these folks, they make good cops, or teachers even. Makes sense, I guess. Cops gotta be tough, gotta tell folks what to do. And teachers, well, they gotta keep them young’uns in line. My grandson, he’s a handful, needs a strong teacher, someone like these Aries Risin’ folks. They got that “look” about ’em, ya know? The one that says, “Don’t mess with me.”
They talk about leadership, like they’re born to lead. And you know what? Maybe they are. I seen some of them, they just walk into a room and everyone looks at ’em. They got that… presence, like my old milk cow Bessie, big and strong, everyone knew who was in charge.
Physically, they say these Aries Risin’ people are strong-lookin’. Got good chins, noses, mouths, all that. Pretty faces, some of ’em. Like that young fella who works at the feed store, always smilin’, got a jawline you could cut wood with. Guess that’s the Aries Risin’ in him, huh? They say they have a beautiful look, I can’t disagree with that.
Now, this “astrotheme” thing, they got charts and stuff, all about the stars and whatnot. They say you can look up famous people with Aries Risin’. I ain’t got time for that, too busy milkin’ cows and tendin’ the garden. But I bet there’s a bunch of ’em, actors, politicians, all them folks who like to be in the spotlight. Seems like everyone famous has a little bit of that Aries fire in them.
They got this thing about the Sun bein’ in Aries too. Sun and Aries Risin’, that’s double the fire, I guess. Must be real go-getters, those ones. Probably the kind who get up before the chickens and work till the sun goes down, just like me. But I do it cause I have to, not ‘cause some stars tell me too.
So, what’s the deal with Aries Rising? Well, from what I can gather, they’re strong-willed, they like to be in charge, and they ain’t afraid of nothin’. They’re the kind of people who get things done, even if they gotta be a little pushy about it. And they got that look, the one that says, “I’m here, and I’m in charge.” Whether it’s all that Mars stuff or just the way they’re born, I don’t know. But one thing’s for sure, you’ll know when you meet an Aries Risin’ person. They just got that… somethin’.
They say a lot of famous people got this Aries Risin’ thing going on. I wouldn’t know. I don’t pay much attention to them city folk and their fancy ways. But if it makes them feel special, well, good for them, I say. Me, I’m just happy to have a roof over my head and food on the table. That’s all the stars I need to worry about.
But if you’re into all that astrology stuff, go ahead and look up them charts, see who’s who. Me, I’ll stick to watchin’ the weather and plantin’ my crops by the moon. That’s the kind of star-gazin’ I understand. But those Aries Risin’ folks, they’re somethin’ else alright. Just remember, don’t get in their way, ’cause they’ll mow you right over like a tractor in a hayfield.
And that’s all I gotta say about them Aries Risin’ folks and their “clebs astrotheme” or whatever you call it. They’re energetic, got strong features and natural leadership. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed the chickens. Them hens don’t care about no risin’ signs, they just want their corn.