Listen up, y’all! Let’s talk ’bout this Constellation Energy thing. Heard folks jabberin’ ’bout it, so I figured I’d poke around and see what the fuss is about. Don’t know much ’bout fancy words or city slicker stuff, but I can tell ya what I reckon.
First off, Constellation Energy reviews. That’s what they call it when folks yap about their ‘lectric company, right? Well, seems like some folks like it, some folks don’t. Kinda like my ol’ rooster, sometimes he crows pretty, sometimes he just squawks.
Now, this here company, they used to be part of somethin’ called Exelon. Back in 2012, they joined up with Baltimore Gas and Electric. Then, in 2022, they split off again like a couple of stubborn mules. Don’t ask me why, city folks do things I can’t make heads or tails of.
- They say Constellation is the biggest doggone producer of “carbon-free energy”. Sounds fancy, huh? Means they try not to make the air all smoky and dirty, I guess. That’s good, right? We all like clean air, ‘specially when the wind’s blowin’ just right.
- They also talk about “sustainable solutions”. Don’t rightly know what that means, but it sounds like they’re tryin’ to make things last. Like a good ol’ cast iron skillet, you take care of it and it’ll feed ya for years. Maybe that’s what they’re gettin’ at.
Some smarty pants folks, The Motley Fool they call ‘emselves, they say Constellation’s a pretty good company to put yer money in. They mention other companies too, BWX Technologies, Brookfield Renewable Partners, Dominion Energy, First Solar, but we’re talkin’ ’bout Constellation today, ain’t we?
Now, when you look at them customer reviews for Constellation Energy, they got mixed opinions. Some folks say their customer service is right fine, givin’ it a good 3.5 stars out of 5. That’s better than nuthin’, I reckon. But other folks ain’t so happy. Seems like nobody’s ever completely satisfied, just like my old man and his cornbread, always complainin’ it was too dry or too crumbly.
I heard tell they had some money troubles last year. Lost a whole bunch of money, even though they made a good bit too. Eight point eight BILLION dollars they lost! That’s more money than I ever seen in my whole life! Makes ya wonder if they know what they’re doin’, spendin’ money like a sailor on shore leave.
But they still made a profit of two point eighty six billion, so I guess they ain’t doin’ too bad. Still, losin’ that much money makes me scratch my head. Hope they ain’t gonna come lookin’ for more money from us poor folks to make up for it.
Anyways, comparing Constellation electricity plans is somethin’ folks do. They got different plans, like different flavors of jam, I suppose. You gotta pick the one that suits ya best. Some folks want a fixed price, so they know what they’re payin’ each month. Others want a variable price, hopin’ it’ll go down. It’s all a gamble, if you ask me.
Overall, Constellation Energy seems to be one of the bigger players in the ‘lectric game. They got their good points and their bad points. They ain’t perfect, but who is? You gotta do your own thinkin’ and decide if they’re right for you. Don’t just listen to what the city slickers say, do yer own research.
They get a pretty good average review score of 4.20 outta 5.00 compared to other providers. The average review score across the board for all providers is only 1.77. So, Constellation Energy seems to be doin’ somethin’ right, I guess. But, like I always say, the proof is in the puddin’. You gotta try it out for yourself to see if you like it.
So, there you have it, my two cents on Constellation Energy. Not much, I know, but it’s honest. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on my chickens. Them darn foxes been gettin’ too close lately.
