Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… uh… “aquarius lofton”, whatever that means. Sounds fancy, like somethin’ them city folks would say. But don’t you worry, I’ll make it plain as day, just like Ma used to tell me stories.
First off, I heard tell this “aquarius” thing is somethin’ about stars and birthdays. Now, I ain’t no stargazer, but they say if you’re born ‘tween January 20 and February 18, you’re one of these “aquarius” folks. Kinda like how we know it’s plantin’ season when the birds start chirpin’ a certain way. It’s just a sign, ya know? These Aquarius people are supposed to be air signs. Air, like the wind that blows through the cornfields. They say it makes ’em thinky and talkative. Lord knows, my old Bessie was a talker, born right in the middle of February, she was. Always chatterin’ ’bout this and that.
Now, this “lofton” part, that’s got me stumped a bit. Sounds like a place, maybe? Like a fancy name for a house or somethin’. Maybe it’s where these “aquarius” folks like to hang out? I dunno. Maybe them city folks like special names for their houses. I just call mine “home,” nothin’ fancy.
- Maybe it’s a hotel? I heard tell of them city hotels. Real fancy places, they say. They got folks who cook for ya, clean for ya. My bones ache just thinkin’ about all that work.
- Could be it’s an apartment building too, one of them big tall things. Folks piled up on top of each other like chickens in a coop, ‘cept they got walls ‘tween ’em.
- Or maybe, just maybe, it’s not a place at all. Maybe it’s just a name, like how some folks name their dogs “Spot” or “Lucky.” This “lofton,” maybe it’s just a name they give to somethin’ they like, somethin’ that reminds ’em of that “aquarius” star thing. Like callin’ a pretty flower “Sunshine” or a strong horse “Thunder.”
Anyways, I tried lookin’ this up, you know, on that computery thing my grandson got me. Said somethin’ about “*” and findin’ places to stay. Said they got all sorts of places, just like I was sayin’. Hotels, apartments, whatever your heart desires. Guess if you’re one of these “aquarius” folks and you need a place called “lofton” or somethin’ like it, that’s where you’d go look. Seems mighty convenient, though I still prefer my old rocking chair on the porch.
They even got pictures and stuff on that “*.” Showed me places all over the world. Places I ain’t never even dreamed of. Made my head spin, it did. But I reckon it’s good for them young folks who like to travel and see new things. Me? I’m happy right here, watchin’ the sun set over the fields. That’s enough adventure for this old gal.
So, there you have it. My take on this “aquarius lofton” thing. It’s either a place for them star-born folks, or maybe just a fancy name. Either way, it ain’t somethin’ I’d lose sleep over. Life’s too short to be worryin’ ’bout such things. Better to spend your time with family, workin’ hard, and enjoyin’ the simple things. That’s what I always say, and that’s what I’ll keep on sayin’.
And if you’re lookin’ for a place to stay, well, I hear that “*” is the place to go. They got everything from fancy hotels to cozy little apartments. Just make sure you pick somethin’ that feels like home, even if it’s got a fancy name like “aquarius lofton.” That’s the most important thing, ain’t it?
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on my chickens. They’re probably squawkin’ for their supper. Them city folks with their “aquarius lofton” and their “*” can have their fancy things. I’ll stick to my simple life, thank you very much.
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