Well, let me tell you somethin’ about this here moon in Scorpio sun in Cancer thing. It’s a whole mess...

Well, I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout this thing, “divination aids nyt”, what the heck is that? Sounds fancy, right?...

Well, let me tell you, folks, this divination aids thing, it’s been around since the chickens first started laying eggs....

Hey there, let's talk about them beaded ankle bracelets, you know, the ones you wear around your ankle. I've seen...

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this Virgo thing, the virgin and all that. It’s kinda like what them city...

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this here divination painting thing. Folks always been tryin’ to figure out what’s...

Alright, let’s yak about this Venus in Gemini and Venus in Aries thing, whatever that is. Sounds fancy, but I’ll...

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this thing, this… “Return of the Broken Constellation,” or somethin’ like that. Sounds fancy,...

Alright, let’s yak about this Jupiter in Gemini thing, you know, the one them fancy folks in the city are...

Well, howdy there! Let’s gab a bit about them… what-cha-ma-call-its… oh yeah, constellations! Folks say they’re important, so let’s see...