Well, hey there! Let’s talk about this “Aquarius Ascendant” thing. Don’t go gettin’ all fancy on me now, it ain’t...

Alright, let me tell ya ’bout this Capricorn Geek Bar thing, whatever that is. Sounds fancy, like somethin’ them city...

Alright, let's talk about this lucky charms bracelet cereal thing. I saw my grandkid messin' with it the other day,...

Alright, let’s talk about this moon in somethin’-somethin’ house thing, the uh… Libra, yeah, that’s it, Libra in the 6th...

Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about this… this… “cancer sun taurus moon” thing. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, mind you,...

Alright, let me tell ya ’bout this place, 4200 Gemini Springs Drive in Kannapolis. I ain’t no fancy writer, so...

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this here “backroomcastingcouch virgo” thing. I ain’t no fancy city gal, ya know?...

Alright, let’s talk about this Pisces man and Libra woman thing, you know? It’s like, can these two really get...

Well, hey there, y’all! Let’s chitchat ’bout this Virgo thing, the sun and moon and all that jazz. Don’t you...

Well, hello there! Let’s gab a bit about this “gemini stone” thing, whatever that is. Folks say it’s important, so...