Well, let me tell ya ’bout these Gemini women and Libra men, you know, the stars and all that stuff....

Well, howdy there! Let’s chew the fat about these Libra Sun Scorpio Moon folks. Don’t rightly know what all them...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this here… thing… this Geek Bar Libra. I ain’t no fancy city slicker, so don’t...

Alright, let’s talk about this… uh… “Chiron in Libra,” whatever that means. Sounds fancy, but I’ll try to make sense...

Alright, let’s talk about this Aries and Taurus cusp thing, or whatever they call it. You know, those folks born...

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this Aquarius fella and Scorpio gal, seen a few of ’em ’round my parts,...

Well, hey there, y’all! Let’s gab a bit about this here… cap-a-corn, yeah, that goat thingy, and their lucky numbers...

Well, let me tell ya, this here Gemini thing, it ain’t makin’ no pictures no more. Used to be, ya...

Alright, let’s talk about this Gemini diode laser thingamajig. Don’t expect no fancy words from me, I’m just gonna tell...

Alright, let’s gab a bit about them Pisces wrist thingies, you know, the tattoos. I heard some folks callin’ ’em...