Alright, let’s talk about this “libra rising” thing, whatever that means. Folks say it’s somethin’ about how you act and...

Alright, let’s talk about this here libra necklace thing. I ain’t no fancy city gal, ya know? But I know...

Alright, let’s talk about this gemini thing, whatever it is. Folks keep yappin’ about it, so I figured I’d try...

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this here… thingy… this “shifting staff of divination,” they call it. Sounds fancy, don’t...

Well, hey there, y'all! Let's talk about this daily horoscopes thing, by this Sally Brompton person. I ain't no scholar...

Alright, let’s talk about them constellation tattoos, you know, the ones with the little stars all lined up. I seen...

Well, howdy there! Let's jaw about them horoscopes, the ones that old Eugenia Last writes. I don't rightly know who...

Alright, let’s talk about these fortune auto coilovers, you know, the things that make your car sit lower and all...

Well, howdy there, y’all! Let’s talk about this here kalan lp moon phases – divination cloth thing, alright? I ain’t...

Alright, let’s talk about this… this “Mercury in Libra” thing. I ain’t no fancy astrologer or nothin’, but I heard...