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Alright, let’s talk about this Chiron thingy in somethin’ called Virgo. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, mind you, just a...

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Alright, let’s talk about these folks, the ones born with the sun in Aquarius and the moon in Cancer. It’s...

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Alright, let’s talk about this “Scorpio 45 Base,” whatever that is. Sounds fancy, like somethin’ them city folks would yak...