Well, let’s yak about this… this… what’s it called? Scorpio…zee-o-dik… shelf thingy. Yeah, that’s it. My old man, he used...

Well, let’s talk about this… uh… “scorpio shelf” thing, whatever that is. I ain’t no fancy decorator, ya know? But...

Well, howdy there! Let’s gab a bit ‘bout them Aries precious stones, y’know, the sparkly things some folks say bring...

Well, howdy there, y’all! Let’s talk about this here… Taurus Sun Cancer Moon thing. Don’t rightly know what all them...

Well now, let me tell ya ’bout this thing, this Ticuu’s Divination. Sounds fancy, don’t it? Like somethin’ them city...

Pluto is in Capricorn Pluto is in Capricorn: What’s the Big Fuss? Alright, so I heard some folks talkin’ about...

Well, hey there! Let’s talk about this Venus in Aries thing, or whatever they call it. I don’t know much...

Well, let me tell ya about these folks born under the sun in Cancer and the moon in Leo. It’s...

Well, hello there! Let’s talk about this… uh… cap-pri-corn flower, yeah, that’s it. Sounds fancy, don’t it? I ain’t no...

Alright, let’s talk about them fancy music players, the Auralic Aries G3 and the Hifi Rose RS130. Folks keep jabberin’...