Well, howdy there! Let's talk about this Jennifer Angel and her horoscopes, alright? I ain't no fancy city folk, but...

Alright, let’s talk about them fishy tattoos, the Pisces ones, you know? For the men, though. Not the girly stuff....

Alright, so listen up, y’all. Let’s talk about this Ticuu’s Divination thingamajig, and that catalyst thingy that goes with it....

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about these “Constellation Schools,” though I ain’t too sure why they call ’em that....

Alright, so listen up, y’all. I’m gonna tell ya ’bout this thing called “Operation Aquarius.” Don’t ask me what it...

Well now, let’s talk about this here… sun in libra virgo moon thing. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, mind you,...

Alright, let’s talk about this Aquarius man and Scorpio woman thing, you know? It’s like, he’s this airy-fairy fella, always...

Alright, let’s talk about this Shaw somethin’ somethin’… Shaw Industries, yeah, that’s it. And this fella, Troy Virgo. Now, I...

Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about them Sagittarius flowers. You know, them folks born ‘tween November 22 and December 21,...

Alright, let’s talk about this… this deck thingy, yeah, the one with the Wheel of Fortune. You know, that round...