Alright, let’s talk about this Taurus Sun Gemini Moon thing, you know, the stars and all that. I ain’t no...

Well, let me tell ya, what is this thing, this “divination” they talkin’ about? It’s like, you wanna know what’s...

Well, let me tell you somethin’ ’bout this here Jupiter in Aries thing. Don’t go thinkin’ I’m some fancy expert,...

Alright, let’s talk about this “Chiron in Aries” thing. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, mind you, just a plain old...

Well, let’s yak about this… this… what’s it called? Scorpio…zee-o-dik… shelf thingy. Yeah, that’s it. My old man, he used...

Well, let’s talk about this… uh… “scorpio shelf” thing, whatever that is. I ain’t no fancy decorator, ya know? But...

Well, howdy there! Let’s gab a bit ‘bout them Aries precious stones, y’know, the sparkly things some folks say bring...

Well, howdy there, y’all! Let’s talk about this here… Taurus Sun Cancer Moon thing. Don’t rightly know what all them...

Well now, let me tell ya ’bout this thing, this Ticuu’s Divination. Sounds fancy, don’t it? Like somethin’ them city...

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