Well, hey there! Let’s talk about this Venus in Aries thing, or whatever they call it. I don’t know much...

Well, let me tell ya about these folks born under the sun in Cancer and the moon in Leo. It’s...

Well, hello there! Let’s talk about this… uh… cap-pri-corn flower, yeah, that’s it. Sounds fancy, don’t it? I ain’t no...

Alright, let’s talk about them fancy music players, the Auralic Aries G3 and the Hifi Rose RS130. Folks keep jabberin’...

Well, howdy there! Let's talk about this Jennifer Angel and her horoscopes, alright? I ain't no fancy city folk, but...

Alright, let’s talk about them fishy tattoos, the Pisces ones, you know? For the men, though. Not the girly stuff....

Alright, so listen up, y’all. Let’s talk about this Ticuu’s Divination thingamajig, and that catalyst thingy that goes with it....

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about these “Constellation Schools,” though I ain’t too sure why they call ’em that....

Alright, so listen up, y’all. I’m gonna tell ya ’bout this thing called “Operation Aquarius.” Don’t ask me what it...

Well now, let’s talk about this here… sun in libra virgo moon thing. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, mind you,...