Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about somethin’ called playin’ card div-in-a-shun, or whatever them fancy folks call it. Don’t you...

Well, now, if you've been wonderin' about them horoscopes and how they work, let me tell ya, it ain't no...

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this here… Neptune in Aquarius, or whatever them city folks call it. Don’t...

Listen up, y’all, let me tell ya somethin’ about what them Leo fellas don’t cotton to in a woman. It...

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this Sun in Libra, Virgo Moon thing. It’s like this, ya see. You...

Alright, let’s talk about this sun cancer moon taurus thing. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, mind you, just an old...

Alright, let’s talk about this Auralic Aries G3 thingamajig. Folks keep jabberin’ about it, so I figured I’d try and...

Alright, let’s talk about this Capricorn fella and Virgo woman, you know, the stars and all that stuff. I ain’t...

Well, let me tell you somethin’ about this Reverend Debbie Leo. Sounds like a good woman, you know? Always helpin’...

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this Leo and Aquarius thing, you know, like them stars and stuff. Folks say...