This Africano, what’s it got to do with that Capricorn? I heard people talking ’bout it, say it’s somethin’ special....

My goodness, listen to this, Sagittarius Sun Cancer Moon, what a mouthful! It’s like them city folks talkin’, all fancy...

Well, let me tell you, I like things pretty and nice. And this Libra thing, it’s got some real pretty...

Well, lemme tell ya somethin’ about this Vevor fortune wheel thing. It ain’t too hard to put together, even for...

Well, that boy, Leo Stuke, he’s somethin’ else with his workouts, ain’t he? I seen a thing or two about...

This Leo Ott thing, what is it? I heard people talking about it. It’s some movie or something? They say...

That Miss Fortune, she got a whole heap of stories, I tell ya. That Jana DeLeon, she sure can write...

You wanna know ’bout them Aries tickets? Well, lemme tell you, it ain’t rocket science. It’s like buyin’ taters at...

This here solitaire constellation, that’s what they call it. It’s just like that game with the cards, you know? The...

Oh, honey, let me tell you about this Sun in Taurus, Moon in Cancer thing. It’s like… you got that...