Well, let’s talk about this Sun Leo Moon Taurus thing, whatever it is. Sounds fancy, but I’ll tell ya what...

Alright, so you wanna know ’bout this baby gemini willow ryder anna claire clouds thing, huh? Sounds like a whole...

Alright, let’s talk about these Pisces Sun Scorpio Moon people. You know, the ones born under them fish and that...

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this Capricorn man and Aries woman, you know, the kind of stuff them young...

Well, let me tell ya 'bout this red beaded bracelet thing, ya know? It ain't just some fancy shiny thing,...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this Virgo sun and Aquarius moon thing. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, mind you, just...

Alright, let’s gab about this divination board thing, you know, the thing folks use to talk to spirits or whatever....

Well, let’s talk about this Capricorn man and Aries woman, you know, like them folks on the TV shows. What’s...

Alright, let’s talk about this Venus in the 12th house in Pisces thing. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, ya know?...

Well, let me tell you about this evil eye beaded bracelet thing. I ain’t no fancy scholar or nothin’, just...