That ARIES autoreturn, Lord have mercy, it’s a thingamajig for them tow trucks. Yeah, you know, when your car gets...

Well, let me tell you, I heard some folks talking ’bout this “divination deck” thing the other day. Sounds like...

This here’s about Leo Faria, you know, that name I heard. Sounds like a fancy fella, don’t it? Leo Faria....

This year, that Mercury, he went to that Aquarius house. My old man always said, that Aquarius, he’s a strange...

Oh, honey, you wanna know about this Pisces Sun Scorpio Moon thing? Sounds like a mouthful, don’t it? Well, I...

You know, that astromatrix midheaven in aquarius thing, it’s a real head-scratcher. But I heard some folks talking ’bout it...

Well, howdy there! Let’s gab a bit about these Taurus Sun Scorpio Moon folks. Don’t rightly know what all that...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this Leo sun, Virgo moon thing. My old man used to say, “sun here, moon...

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this Leo and Ivy thing, you know, like them young folks always talkin’ ’bout...

Alright, let’s talk about this… uh… “Pisces Midheaven” thing. Don’t rightly know what all them fancy words mean, but I’ll...