Well, let me tell ya, this Zoe Nightshade, she ain’t just any regular ol’ gal. No, no, she’s somethin’ special...

Eh, so I been hearin’ about this “zzz grace constellation leak,” folks been talkin’. Now I ain’t too sure ’bout...

Well, let me tell ya, when it comes to this Eugenia Last horoscope thing, folks just love it. You know,...

Now listen, having Aquarius Sun and Scorpio Moon, that’s a bit like mixing water with fire, you know? It’s like...

Oh, back in the old days, folks liked to show off, you know. Now, you see, this 1933 Esquire Leo...

Oh, you know, every time you look at them horoscopes, it feels like they’re tryin’ to tell you somethin’, right?...