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Alright, let’s talk about this North Node in Libra thing. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, mind you. I just tell...

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Well, hey there! Let’s gab a bit about them Gemini colors, you know, the kind that make you feel all...

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Alright, let’s talk about this Aries birthstone thing, you know, for them folks born under that ram sign. I ain’t...

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Alright, let’s talk about this hair-cutting thing and the moon, you know, like they say. Some folks, they swear by...

Alright, so you wanna know about this Cancer sun, Leo moon thing, huh? Sounds fancy, but lemme tell ya, it...

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