Well, let me tell you about this Scorpio and Sagittarius compatibility percentage thing. I hear folks talkin’ ’bout it all...

Jupiter and Virgo, what’s the big deal? I hear folks talking, Jupiter this, Virgo that. Sounds like a bunch of...

Oh, honey, let me tell you about these beaded crystal bracelets. They're all the rage now, you know. Shiny and...

Oh, honey, let me tell you about this Juno in Scorpio thing. You know, Juno, that’s like, the wife, right?...

Oh, boy, let me tell you something about them Aquarius men and them Scorpio women. It’s like mixing oil and...

Oh, honey, you wanna know about this Capricorn sun Virgo moon thing? Let me tell you, it’s a real mouthful,...

Well, lemme tell ya somethin’ about this Chiron in Capricorn thing. Sounds fancy, don’t it? But it ain’t that complicated,...

Oh, honey, let me tell you about this Chiron in Sagittarius thing. It’s like when you gotta find your way...

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this here Aries symbol and that red jasper stone. My ol’ bones ain’t...

Oh, this happy fortune thing, you see, it’s like planting seeds in the spring. You gotta have good soil, that’s...