Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about them star signs, the sun and the moon and all that stuff. I heard...

Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about this Jupiter thingy in Pieces… or is it Pikes? Anyhow, they say it’s in...

Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about this here… “Taurus Sun Pisces Moon” thing. Sounds fancy, don’t it? But don’t you...

Alright, listen up, y’all. Let’s talk about this Leo stuff for next week, you know, the stars and all that....

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about these Gemini sun Taurus moon folks. It’s like this, you got the sun...

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this Leo fella. Don’t know much about stars and all that fancy stuff, but...

Well, howdy there, y’all! Let’s talk about this… this “capricorn cool art” thing, whatever that is. Sounds fancy, but lemme...

Alright, let's talk about this lucky eye bracelet thing, you know, the one with the eye on it. Folks say...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this Venus in Capricorn thing. I ain’t no fancy astrologer or nothin’, but I’ve seen...

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this Pisces goat woman and Scorpio ox man thing. I ain’t no fancy astrologer,...