Well, howdy there, y’all! Let’s talk about this… this “capricorn cool art” thing, whatever that is. Sounds fancy, but lemme...

Alright, let's talk about this lucky eye bracelet thing, you know, the one with the eye on it. Folks say...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this Venus in Capricorn thing. I ain’t no fancy astrologer or nothin’, but I’ve seen...

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this Pisces goat woman and Scorpio ox man thing. I ain’t no fancy astrologer,...

Well, howdy there, y’all! Let’s talk about this here… uh… new moon in Scorpio thing. Don’t rightly know what all...

Alright, let’s talk about this Aquarius animal thing. My neighbor, she’s always talkin’ about stars and signs, you know? Says...

Alright, let’s talk about them chips, the ones shaped like a dang scorpio. You know, like them crawly things with...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… this South Node in Scorpio thing. Don’t ask me what it is exactly, some...

Alright, let’s talk about this Michael Scorpio fella. I ain’t gonna lie, I had to ask my grandson what “porn”...

Well, howdy there, y’all! Let’s talk about somethin’ called “virgo peridot creampie.” I ain’t no expert on these fancy words,...