Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about this here “Aquarius Daily”, whatever that means. Sounds fancy, like somethin’ them city folks...

Alright, let’s talk about this TFT Fortune thingy, whatever they call it. I ain’t no fancy gamer, ya know, but...

Howdy, y’all! Let’s gab about this Taurus fella and Sagittarius gal, see if they can hitch their wagons together or...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… uh… virgo sun sagittarius moon thing. Sounds fancy, don’t it? Like somethin’ them city...

Gemini Sun Scorpio Moon, what’s that all about? Let me tell ya, it’s like mixing water and fire, kinda strange...

Hey there, let's gab about them turquoise beaded bracelets, you know, the pretty things you wear on your wrist. I...

Alright, let’s talk about this Capricorn sun Taurus moon thing, whatever that is. Sounds fancy, but I’ll make it plain...

Alright, let’s talk about this Thai Constellation plant. Folks call it fancy, but I just think it’s kinda pretty with...

Alright, let’s talk about this Aries Rising thing, whatever they call it, “clebs astrotheme.” Don’t ask me what that means,...

Alright, let’s talk about that there star sky, you know, the one up yonder in Norvege. And that Sagi… Saggy…...