Alright, listen up, y’all. Let’s talk about this here… thingy… this Ticuu’s Divination Catalyst. Don’t ask me what all them...

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this fella, Daniel Leo McCarthy from Norfolk, MA. I ain’t no fancy writer, but...

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Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about them Scorpio raising tattoos, you know, the kind them young folks are gettin’ nowadays....

Alright, let’s gab a bit about this “aquarius cast”, whatever that is. Sounds fancy, like somethin’ them city folks would...

Well, let me tell ya ’bout these Aries men and Leo women. It’s like watchin’ a barn fire – lots...

Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about some stuff, you know, the kinda things folks ponder when they ain’t busy with...

Alright, let’s talk about this divination tool thing. You know, those things folks use to figure out stuff, like what’s...

Alright, let’s talk about this… this… “Mars in Pisces in the 9th House” thing. Sounds fancy, huh? Like somethin’ them...

Alright, let’s talk about this Aquarius drink, you know? I ain’t no fancy city person, just telling you what I...