Well, let me tell ya somethin' about these here... whatchamacallits... horoscopes. Eugenia Last, they say. Been lookin' at the stars...

Well now, let’s talk about this here… uh… Scorpio Techoncran thingamajig. Sounds fancy, don’t it? But don’t you worry, I’ll...

Alright, let’s talk about this here… uh… Scorpio tarot card. Don’t know much about fancy cards and all that, but...

Alright, let’s talk about this Neptune in Capricorn thing, whatever that is. Sounds fancy, but I’ll tell ya, it ain’t...

Well, howdy there! Let me tell ya ’bout this here… whatchamacallit… divination thingy. Folks say it’s all about lookin’ into...

Well, howdy there, y'all! Let's talk about this Daniel Dowd fella and his horoscopes. I ain't no scholar, mind you,...

Alright, let’s talk about this Mars thingy goin’ into some Pisces fishes. I ain’t no fancy astrologer or nothin’, but...

Alright, let’s talk about this Infinity Constellation company, or whatever they call it. I ain’t no fancy city slicker, so...

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this young fella, Leo Cann, and his soccer stuff. Folks keep talkin’ ’bout him,...

Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about them folks born under the cancer sun and taurus moon. I ain’t no fancy...