Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… this Libra thing and that love goddess, what’s her name? Aphro-something? Venus? You young...

Well, howdy there! Today, we’re gonna yak about somethin’ fancy-soundin’: virgo peridot. Don’t you go gettin’ all flustered now, it...

Alright, let’s talk about this here… whatchamacallit… Libra 2 sensor and where you can stick it on your body. Now,...

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this here “project infinite constellation”. Sounds fancy, don’t it? Like somethin’ them city...

Well now, let’s talk about this here…sag sun taurus moon 1994, whatever that means. Sounds fancy, like somethin’ them city...

Alright, let’s talk about this fella, Leo Beebe. Don’t know much about fancy cars or racin’, but I heard tell...

Well, let me tell ya, this whole “new fortune” thing, it’s got folks all riled up. What’s it all mean,...

Well, howdy there, y’all! Let’s yak a bit about this here “fortune to go” thing, alright? Sounds fancy, but it...

Well, howdy there! Let's talk about them horoscopes, you know, the ones in that Chicago Tribune. Folks always wanna know...

Well, let me tell ya, talkin’ ’bout these “double Scorpios,” huh? Sounds fancy, but it’s just folks born when the...