Well, howdy there! Let's gab a bit about them asknow horoscopes, you know, the ones that tell you what's gonna...

Alright, let’s gab about this Mercury in Libra thing. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, mind you, just a plain talkin’...

Well, let me tell ya about this Libra woman and Pisces man, you know, the kind of stuff them city...

Hey there, y'all! Let's talk about them beaded crochet bracelets. You know, the kind that make your wrists look all...

Well, let me tell ya, these fortune cookie sayings, they’re somethin’ else. Some make ya scratch yer head, some make...

Well, howdy there! Let’s gab a bit about this here “online divination,” somethin’ the youngsters are all fired up about...

Hey there, you young folks! Let me tell ya somethin' 'bout these beaded bracelet kits. You know, the kinda things...

Alright, let’s talk about this fella, Leo Les-whatever-his-name-is, this Lesquereux guy. Don’t ask me how to say it, sounds fancy...

Well, hey there, y'all! Let's gab a bit about this Eugenia Last and her weekly horoscopes. I ain’t no fancy...

Well, let’s gab about this Cancer moon man thing, you know, the kind of fella born when the moon’s in...