Well, let me tell ya somethin’ ’bout these Capricorn women and Sagittarius men. It’s like tryin’ to mix oil and...

Alright, so let’s talk about this sun in Libra, moon in Virgo thing, you know? It’s like, some people got...

Well, let me tell you ’bout this fella, Leo Ivan Villagrana-Perales. Heard he got his angel wings, real sudden like....

Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about these here…what-cha-ma-call-its…sagittarius stones, yeah, that’s it. Now, I ain’t no fancy pants expert or...

Alright, let’s talk about this Leo star sign thing and them birthstones. You know, the kind of sparkly stuff they...

Well, hey there! Let’s gab a bit about this “libra art” thing, whatever that is. Sounds fancy, huh? I ain’t...

Alright, let’s talk about them Capricorn and Aquarius folks. You know, the stars and all that. I ain’t no expert,...

Well, let me tell ya 'bout these here bracelets, the kind they call "lucky brand." I ain't no fancy expert...

Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about this here Aries necklace thing, ya hear? I ain’t no fancy expert or nothin’,...

Alright, let’s talk about this… uh… Astro-whatsit… Vesta in… Sag-a-something. Sounds fancy, don’t it? Like them city folks talkin’. But...