Hey there, you young folks! Let me tell ya somethin' 'bout these beaded bracelet kits. You know, the kinda things...

Alright, let’s talk about this fella, Leo Les-whatever-his-name-is, this Lesquereux guy. Don’t ask me how to say it, sounds fancy...

Well, hey there, y'all! Let's gab a bit about this Eugenia Last and her weekly horoscopes. I ain’t no fancy...

Well, let’s gab about this Cancer moon man thing, you know, the kind of fella born when the moon’s in...

Alright, let’s talk about this fella, Daniel Leo McCarthy. I don’t know much about fancy stuff, but I’ll tell ya...

Alright, let’s talk about this sun in Libra, Virgo moon… whatchamacallit… clebs? Sounds fancy, but I’ll make it plain as...

Hey there, y'all! Let's talk about them shiny gold beaded bracelets. You know, the ones that sparkle and make your...

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about these Scorpio men and Aquarius women, you know? It’s like tryin’ to mix...

Alright, let’s talk about these Virgo sun, Scorpio moon people. You know, the kind that seem all neat and tidy...

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about these Aquarius and Capricorn folks. It’s like this, see? One’s like the wind,...