This here Taurus Moon and Cancer Sun, it’s a thing, I tell ya. Heard folks talkin’ ’bout it, and it...

This here be Leo High School, you know? That place where the young’uns go to learn their ABCs and 123s....

Well, let me tell you somethin’ about these fellas born under that Virgo sign. They’re a particular bunch, they are....

This thing, you know, Capricorn sun and Cancer moon, it’s like two things mixed up. Not bad, just, you know,...

This here thing, this “Leo Sun and Taurus Moon,” it’s like when the sun’s all fiery and the moon’s all...

Well, let me tell you, these crystals for divination, they’re somethin’ else. I heard folks talkin’ ’bout ’em, how they...

Hey there, lemme tell ya somethin’ about them fortune cookie quotes. Them little slips of paper inside them crunchy cookies...

Okay, so you wanna know about this Cancer Sun, Sagittarius Moon thing, huh? Well, I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout...

Oh, honey, you wanna know about this “flirty gemini nude” thing, huh? Well, I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout it...

You know, this whole star sign thing, it’s a real head-scratcher. But my granddaughter, she’s real into it. She was...