Well, howdy there, y'all! Let's talk about them star signs, you know, horoscopes and such. It's February, and I reckon...

Alright, let’s talk about this Mercury in Sagittarius thing, whatever that is. Sounds fancy, like somethin’ them city folks talk...

Well, howdy there! Let me tell ya ’bout this here… whatchamacallit… capricorn sculpture in Sedona. Yeah, that’s it. Never been...

Well, hey there! Let’s talk about them Virgo folks. You know, the ones born ‘tween August 23 and September 22....

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this Jupiter in Virgo thing, you know, the kinda stuff them city folks talk...

Well, howdy there! Today, we’re gonna yak about this gal, Virgo Peridot. I ain’t never seen her in person, mind...

Well, let me tell ya, this whole “Taurus Sun Scorpio Moon” thing, sounds mighty complicated, like them city folks’ talk....

Well, let me tell ya, this Pluto in Capricorn thing, it’s been a big deal, like a real big to-do....

Alright, let’s talk about this…uh… Pisces birth stone thing. My grandkid told me about it, said it’s somethin’ important for...

Well now, let's get to talkin' about these here... whatchamacallit... Eugenia Last horoscopes. Folks say they can tell ya 'bout...