Alright, let’s talk about this Monstera Thai Constellation thing. I ain’t no fancy plant expert, but I’ve kept a few...

Well, let me tell ya about these folks, the Aries Rising Pisces Moon celebs. Don’t rightly know what all that...

Alright, let’s talk about this Aries woman and Libra man thing. You know, them star signs, they say a lot...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… this Uranus in Capricorn thing. Don’t go gettin’ all fancy on me now, I...

Well, howdy there, y’all! Let’s talk about this here… whatchamacallit… Taurus New Moon in 2024. Yeah, that’s it. My old...

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this Astro-whatsit… Psyche in Gemini thing. It’s all a bit much for an...

Well now, let me tell ya somethin’ about them divination commission chests. Don’t rightly know what all the fancy words...

Well, let’s talk about this Saturn thingy in the 6th house, and in that Sagittarius place too. I ain’t no...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this Sun Virgo Moon Cancer thing. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, mind you, but I...

Well, let me tell ya 'bout these here nj horoscopes. Folks always talkin' 'bout stars and what they mean for...