Alright, alright, let’s talk about this Sun Virgo Moon Cancer thing. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, mind you, but I...

Well, let me tell ya 'bout these here nj horoscopes. Folks always talkin' 'bout stars and what they mean for...

Alright, let’s gab a bit about these gifts of good fortune, you know, the kind of stuff folks say bring...

Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about this fella, Michael Thiessen, and his astrology stuff. I ain’t no scholar, mind you,...

Alright, let’s talk about this Capricorn thing, whatever they call it, a “stellium.” Sounds fancy, but it ain’t nothin’ too...

Alright, let's talk about this lucky flower bracelet thing. You know, the kind all them young girls are wearin' these...

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this moon in Cancer man. It’s like this, see? These fellas, they got hearts...

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this Mercury in Aries thing, or whatever they call it. I ain’t no...

Well, howdy there! Let's chew the fat about somethin' called Soulvibe Horoscopes. Now, I ain't no fancy scholar or nothin',...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this Gemini sun and Scorpio moon thing. You know, them stars and moon, they do...