Aries

Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about this here Aries necklace thing, ya hear? I ain’t no fancy expert or nothin’, but I reckon I can tell ya a thing or two about...

Alright, let’s talk about this Aries birthstone thing, you know, for them folks born under that ram sign. I ain’t no fancy expert, but I heard things, seen things, and I’ll tell...

Well, howdy there, y’all! Let’s chitchat about somethin’ called Jack Aries, sounds like a fella’s name, right? Now, I ain’t too sure what this here “XXX” stuff is all about, but from...

Alright, let’s talk about this Geek Bar Aries flavor thing, whatever that is. Sounds fancy, like somethin’ them city folks would yap about. But I reckon I can figure it out. So,...

Alright, let’s talk about this Cancer sun, Aries moon thing. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, but I’ve seen enough folks in my life to know a thing or two about how people...

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this Aries thing. I heard folks talkin’ about it, so I figured I’d share what I know, or what I think I know, heh. So, they...

Alright, let’s talk about this Aries Sun Sagittarius Moon thing, whatever that is. Sounds fancy, like somethin’ them city folks yap about. But I’ll tell ya, it’s just like figuring out why...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… Aries Li, right? And some “HotGuysFuck” thing? I ain’t no spring chicken, ya know, but I’ve seen a thing or two. Heard some things too, mostly...

Alright, let’s talk about this Aries in the 3rd house thing. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, mind you, just an old woman who’s seen a thing or two. But I can tell...

Well, howdy there! You wanna know ’bout them Aries grille guards, huh? Alright, let me tell ya what I know, even though I ain’t no fancy car person. I seen a bunch...