Constellation

Okay, here’s my attempt at writing a blog post in the style you described, focusing on the “baby gemini is bouncing her big juicy ass trailer” title: Alright, so I saw this...

Alright, so the other day I was scrolling through TikTok, and I saw this video about Virgos and heartbreak. It got me thinking, “Who really breaks a Virgo’s heart?” I’m a Virgo,...

Okay, so today I decided to mess around with drawing, and I had this idea to draw Sagittarius, but like, a really cool version of it. You know, the centaur, but maybe...

Okay, so I’ve been diving deep into this whole astrology thing, and my 8th house is in Libra. I was like, “What the heck does that even mean?” So, I started digging....

Okay, here’s my blog post about how I tried to make a Capricorn woman obsessed with me: So, I had this HUGE crush on this Capricorn woman, Sarah. Seriously, she was like,...

Okay, so today I messed around with Jupiter and Leo, trying to get them to play nice together. It was a bit of a head-scratcher at first, but I finally figured it...

Okay, so I’ve been eyeing this 525 America sweater, the Gemini one, for a while. It looked so cozy and I loved the two-tone design. I finally decided to go for it,...

Okay, so the other day, I was chatting with my buddy, and he was all stressed out about this Capricorn woman he’s been seeing. He was like, “Dude, I can’t tell if...

Okay, so I’ve been thinking about getting a new tattoo for a while, and I finally decided on a small Sagittarius design. I’m a Sagittarius, so it feels personal, and I wanted...

Okay, so I’ve been digging into this whole astrology thing, and specifically how planets in different houses affect things. Today, I got curious about Pisces in the second house, so I decided...